Dear Friend,
After an 'eventful' or should I say 'catastrophic' handful of 'near misses' days, I thought I would compose a list for you. Maybe it will be continued, but for my mother's sake let's hope not.
1. Day # 1. Get hit while trying to cross the highway in a bright red truck.
2. Day # 2. Get run over by an even bigger truck backing into your bright red truck.
3. Day # 3. Walk over a piece of grass that decides to self destruct and create a hole to China, then continue to drop into the hole falling to death...or China...
4. Day # 4. Get struck by lightening while running across the yard with a long metal pole.
5. Day # 5. Get mauled by a wolf dog.
6. Day # 6. Fall asleep on the treadmill
No comments:
Post a Comment