Thursday, 21 July 2011

6 ways to die in 6 days

Dear Friend,

After an 'eventful' or should I say 'catastrophic' handful of 'near misses' days, I thought I would compose a list for you. Maybe it will be continued, but for my mother's sake let's hope not.

1. Day # 1.  Get hit while trying to cross the highway in a bright red truck.

2. Day # 2.  Get run over by an even bigger truck backing into your bright red truck.

3. Day # 3. Walk over a piece of grass that decides to self destruct and create a hole to China, then continue to drop into the hole falling to death...or China...

4. Day # 4. Get struck by lightening while running across the yard with a long metal pole. 

5. Day # 5. Get mauled by a wolf dog. 

6. Day # 6. Fall asleep on the treadmill 

No comments:

Post a Comment